Ladies & Gentlemen - I am pleased to present... MATT'S STALKER... Enjoy! MattStalk.mp3

... AND "Jose is a Circuit Queen" Jose message.wav

So in case anyone is wondering - YES I did take care of that wild hair up my ass by purchasing a 5 megapixel camera and YES I did find a way to rationalize the purchase... After a day of shopping for the camera, I went to Costco... While heading out to the parking lot, I saw a guy drop his blackberry in the parking lot without realizing it... Now, normally, I'd just giggle to myself and say "Sucks to be him" (If you wear your technology on a holster attached to your belt, you're a complete dork and deserve all bad things that happen to you -- Hello, God invented cargo pants for a REASON!) But, instead of laughing at this guy's misfortune, I saw this a my window of opportunity... I picked up the blackberry and returned it to the guy. He said "thanks"... But in my mind he really said "Thanks, you deserve a reward, you should go out and buy yourself a nice 5 megapixel camera." So I did.... :)   ¶ Thursday, May 06, 2004